Deck Your Dorm Dweeb Style in 2010
January 4, 2010 | Nathaniel
Look at all of the collectible yet worthless junk, I mean cool stuff, there is for a collegiate nerd here on yon internet. Let’s try to think geek people. No, really. Thinkgeek.com has a really exhaustive inventory of clever and layered reference gifts and practical (not really…well, maybe) gadgets and gizmos of all sorts.
For those of you who forget your notes or need to move an essay to another computer, there’s one available jump drive that puts the “grenade” in “data transfer.” Pull the pin and begin a download, kiddos. And this pretty fresh looking jump drive is just the beginning of all the useful gadgets and gear at thinkgeek. But wait, something useless is grabbing my attention.
Oh, em, jee. This is just silly. However, so necessary. How will this awesome text-abbreviating and bbq abbreviation-satirizing apron not help you study? All kinds of nerds are “bbq-ing” all the time in those cramped dorm rooms of theirs. But it’s time to put your serious face on, folks. Let’s take a gander at some of the highly regarded, heavy hitting hardware on this here site.
Wish there were as many screens on your computer as there were keys on your keyboard? Then check this out. And what nerd-oriented, super-consumer site would be complete without some clever t-shirts? You do need to be decked out in fresh threads when you start a new term on your respective campus. Using your sassy apparel you can assure your vast and ridiculous knowledge over all your other classmates regarding all things geek: Star Trek, Binary code, the correct design of the chemical compound known only as “caffeine.”
How about Chewbacca riding my back or Yoda riding my back or sleeping inside the deceased and smelly innards of a Taun-taun? Don’t show any of these to any potential mates you meet. Unless they’re dressed like Princess Leia.
Now that your dorm room is truly decked out for the new year in a true nerd, geek, and dweeb-like fashionably unfashionable sense, you can pursue your computer science degree. Get ready for classes with an overabundance of the Y chromosome and use all your new swag to…
STUDY HARD!
